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Hey! My name is Jess and this is my tumblr. Warning: I often do spams of John Green quotes.
"In the end, it's not the changes that will break your heart; it's that tug of familiarity." ~Jennifer E. Smith

mediocr:

Do you ever just think about the future and start freaking out about the most random things

(via im-better-0ff-this-way)

— 7 hours ago with 105038 notes

alphiewolf:

kayteesometimes:

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"

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(via s-moaked)

— 8 hours ago with 183060 notes

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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(via b-onyknees)

— 9 hours ago with 19938 notes
pros of the tfios movie:good casting, true to the story, got the intended point across, made me laugh, made me cry
cons of the tfios movie:did not include the line "hump the moist cave wall"
— 9 hours ago with 67062 notes

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via alexa1722)

— 9 hours ago with 40544 notes

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

(via greeklesbian)

— 9 hours ago with 52025 notes

erectedirwin:

calumdamn:

let’s play a game called who looks cuter

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i just punched myself in the face

(via 5sosporn)

— 10 hours ago with 13075 notes
witty5sosurl:

wAHT EVEN THAT LITTLE MUSCLE IN HIS JAW THOUGH LIKE WOW OKAY

witty5sosurl:

wAHT EVEN THAT LITTLE MUSCLE IN HIS JAW THOUGH LIKE WOW OKAY

(Source: arselucas, via 5sosporn)

— 10 hours ago with 8414 notes

troyesivan:

This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.

— 21 hours ago with 14549 notes