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"In the end, it's not the changes that will break your heart; it's that tug of familiarity." ~Jennifer E. Smith

ashtonstawp:

pizzacal:

every luke version is bangeable

here come the tears 

(Source: fallenfor5sos, via lukespenguin003)

— 15 hours ago with 29494 notes
me on a spanish test:cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
— 18 hours ago with 94429 notes

wintercapsicle:

popgeezer:

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Bravo.

seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer. 

(via han-rawr)

— 18 hours ago with 30325 notes

sexycliffconda:

Remember that time Ashton played the giutar in a show and all of us wanted to collectively turn into a ball and cry 

image

(via lukespenguin003)

— 1 day ago with 2951 notes

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

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— 1 day ago with 208432 notes
kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via rosanneteddy)

— 1 day ago with 1440505 notes

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via hotboyproblems)

— 2 days ago with 382319 notes

kehinki:

Trying to come off as a casual fan by calling him Captain America instead of Steve

(via ferrickhistoryts)

— 2 days ago with 26261 notes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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— 2 days ago with 524101 notes

drake & josh

season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
— 2 days ago with 258886 notes

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

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— 2 days ago with 602644 notes

stumphyllus:

IF YOU ONLY STARTED FUCKING LIKING FALL OUT BOY AFTER SAVE ROCK AND ROLL CAME OUT THEN thats really cool dude I’m really glad you love this band I love, you wanna borrow any of my albums or anything let me know.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

— 2 days ago with 12988 notes